PC Sara McCormick
zeldathemes

snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

pissoffyoucunts:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful